Crazy Day at work
Let me tell you this great story well its not great but it is kind of one of the reasons I don't drink to much
well I get to work today and one of the guys I work with gets a phone call from this guy we work worth his name is Kevin. Let me tell you a little bit about Kevin he is like 5'6" and 110Lbs soaking wet with a fro on him like a white man should never have. He smokes constantly and is seen every night at any of a number of local bars ohh and he has really bad asthma so while he is puffing away on that cigarette (or joint), he can be seen taking hits off of his inhaler. Which is an interesting site in itself... Well back to this morning Clay (the guy who got the phone call) walks away so he can talk with him on his cell phone. As he comes back he has this look on his face kind of like he wants to laugh but shouldn't. He proceeds to tell us that Kevin has gotten himself into a little trouble and has been arrested for being drunk in "Public" (watch blue collar comedy tour). Well we are all like whoa what else do you know not much just that it costs 200 bucks to get someone out of jail for a DUI this is known because he is not the first person in our shop to be drunk in "Public". So our Boss Man Tim Drives out to the jail and about an 1 hour later shows back up in the shop saying that he wasn't arrested for being drunk in "Public" but was arrested for theft and the $200 he brought wasn't enough to bail him out he was gonna need $550 to get him out. So he gets the Money and heads back out there to get him out. Once Tim has him out he asks him where his car is and he says he thinks it is on auroa so Tim Asks the Police officer if he knows where his car might be . of course it is in the impound lot and they go to check it out while there they find out that he had been in a car wreck with his VW jetta hitting three trees flipping twice and hitting a Parked car coming to rest on the front lawn of some persons house. Well he had no Idea Tim is looking at the car and all that is left of it is the drivers side the rest of it was crumpled up into mess of steel and airbags. Well Tim takes Kevin to the spot where the wreck happened which was on auroa and looks at the huge oak trees that were the cause of the whole thing (dang trees if they would just stay in place). It had all been cleaned up so not really much to see. Anyway Kevin finally makes it back to work like 6 hours late and of course we all want to ask him stuff but he is getting yelled at by boss people so we leave him alone come to find out he was still drunk 12 hours after the incident. And all he remembers of the nights events was going to the bar taking 7 Jaeger shots and drink 6 beers after that he says he doesn't remember a thing... Well now since Tim pulled him out of jail he is now his and must make sure that he gets to his court dates so Tim is like asking us in the shop if we could be his bounty hunters if he needs it so of course we are and well I really just thank God that No person was hurt in this whole event hopefully Kevin has had some sense knocked into him and won't be out drinking again for a long time but only time will tell so Drive safe and keep on truckn
well I get to work today and one of the guys I work with gets a phone call from this guy we work worth his name is Kevin. Let me tell you a little bit about Kevin he is like 5'6" and 110Lbs soaking wet with a fro on him like a white man should never have. He smokes constantly and is seen every night at any of a number of local bars ohh and he has really bad asthma so while he is puffing away on that cigarette (or joint), he can be seen taking hits off of his inhaler. Which is an interesting site in itself... Well back to this morning Clay (the guy who got the phone call) walks away so he can talk with him on his cell phone. As he comes back he has this look on his face kind of like he wants to laugh but shouldn't. He proceeds to tell us that Kevin has gotten himself into a little trouble and has been arrested for being drunk in "Public" (watch blue collar comedy tour). Well we are all like whoa what else do you know not much just that it costs 200 bucks to get someone out of jail for a DUI this is known because he is not the first person in our shop to be drunk in "Public". So our Boss Man Tim Drives out to the jail and about an 1 hour later shows back up in the shop saying that he wasn't arrested for being drunk in "Public" but was arrested for theft and the $200 he brought wasn't enough to bail him out he was gonna need $550 to get him out. So he gets the Money and heads back out there to get him out. Once Tim has him out he asks him where his car is and he says he thinks it is on auroa so Tim Asks the Police officer if he knows where his car might be . of course it is in the impound lot and they go to check it out while there they find out that he had been in a car wreck with his VW jetta hitting three trees flipping twice and hitting a Parked car coming to rest on the front lawn of some persons house. Well he had no Idea Tim is looking at the car and all that is left of it is the drivers side the rest of it was crumpled up into mess of steel and airbags. Well Tim takes Kevin to the spot where the wreck happened which was on auroa and looks at the huge oak trees that were the cause of the whole thing (dang trees if they would just stay in place). It had all been cleaned up so not really much to see. Anyway Kevin finally makes it back to work like 6 hours late and of course we all want to ask him stuff but he is getting yelled at by boss people so we leave him alone come to find out he was still drunk 12 hours after the incident. And all he remembers of the nights events was going to the bar taking 7 Jaeger shots and drink 6 beers after that he says he doesn't remember a thing... Well now since Tim pulled him out of jail he is now his and must make sure that he gets to his court dates so Tim is like asking us in the shop if we could be his bounty hunters if he needs it so of course we are and well I really just thank God that No person was hurt in this whole event hopefully Kevin has had some sense knocked into him and won't be out drinking again for a long time but only time will tell so Drive safe and keep on truckn
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